If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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