I skipped work to stalk him.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I will be naked everywhere
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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