he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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