I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
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I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
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How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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