Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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