are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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