Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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