Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
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It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
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I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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