not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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