That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
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got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
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I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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