I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
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I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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