apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
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I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
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Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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