ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Randomize
