White coat. Heels.
Plan B is the new Plan A
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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