Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
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If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
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When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
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