Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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