That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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