Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
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College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
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I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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