But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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