One girl and one boy is just not enough.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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