Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
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in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
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I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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