This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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