i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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