Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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