come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
