Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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