my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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