You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
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i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
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This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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