Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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