i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Holy shit dude........stairs
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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