Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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