Sponge bath it is.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Randomize
