I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
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Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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