Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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