It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.