Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
