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Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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