My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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