we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
