Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
The ass gains better be worth it
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