They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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