You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
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btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
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i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
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