i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
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