my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
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thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
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He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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