Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
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Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Randomize