Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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