i barfeds in our rink
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
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When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
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KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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