Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
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They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
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i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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