U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
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Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
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The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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