We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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