Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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