I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
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Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
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Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
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