i need an iv and a liver transplant
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
last night I used snow as a chaser
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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